1 00:00:22,510 --> 00:00:27,569 DENTIST 2 00:00:35,344 --> 00:00:37,914 Translation: nutuzar 3 00:00:39,595 --> 00:00:40,874 Where are my glasses? 4 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:42,568 Above your head. 5 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:45,237 Oh yes, thank you. 6 00:00:45,974 --> 00:00:47,045 Where is the newspaper? 7 00:00:47,123 --> 00:00:48,335 You sit on it. 8 00:00:58,870 --> 00:01:01,545 Gosha land and another baby. 9 00:01:03,255 --> 00:01:05,299 I'll have to tell Mary. 10 00:01:06,217 --> 00:01:07,218 Well... 11 00:01:07,646 --> 00:01:09,136 This is so funny. 12 00:01:11,570 --> 00:01:13,365 50 pounds and chop finely. 13 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:17,786 Miss Uncle Buck, 150 pounds and slender What do you mean by chop? 14 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,538 Oh, I thought you were Arthur. 15 00:01:19,766 --> 00:01:20,765 Who is this Arthur? 16 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:22,608 The man I'm thinking of marrying. 17 00:01:23,285 --> 00:01:24,900 Oh, tell me about this don't say anything. 18 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:25,895 I am your father. 19 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,040 I read from the newspaper. 20 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,280 What does he do? 21 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,538 Well, he's an iceman. 22 00:01:29,753 --> 00:01:30,705 Iceman? 23 00:01:30,730 --> 00:01:32,060 Yes, he goes to university. 24 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:33,385 from Cornell. 25 00:01:33,513 --> 00:01:34,773 Red Grange was also an iceman. 26 00:01:34,870 --> 00:01:37,433 If you ask me it is still ice seller. 27 00:01:37,726 --> 00:01:39,850 Leave it here and get out. 28 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:44,588 Ok. 29 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:47,341 Go. 30 00:01:47,676 --> 00:01:49,018 I am sad! 31 00:01:49,141 --> 00:01:51,775 If you're so smart, How will you put it in the refrigerator? 32 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,280 I'll put it myself. 33 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:56,391 Look, don't do this again. 34 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:58,060 Don't mind me! 35 00:02:27,965 --> 00:02:29,591 Hellooo. 36 00:02:30,530 --> 00:02:32,010 No, he's not here. 37 00:02:33,450 --> 00:02:35,572 Oh, hello, Frobisher. 38 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,599 I was waiting for you. 39 00:02:40,370 --> 00:02:41,814 First shot with you We meet on site. 40 00:02:41,839 --> 00:02:42,935 Come here quickly. 41 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,816 Okay, Charlie, okay. I'll be right back, just a second. 42 00:02:56,159 --> 00:02:57,724 Did you put the ice in the refrigerator? 43 00:02:57,749 --> 00:02:58,664 Yes. 44 00:02:58,689 --> 00:02:59,805 How did you do it? 45 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:01,444 Easily. 46 00:03:01,655 --> 00:03:03,141 Where's my golf club? 47 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:04,559 In your golf bag. 48 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:06,753 Yes, but where's the golf bag? 49 00:03:07,073 --> 00:03:08,365 You just tripped. 50 00:03:08,390 --> 00:03:09,630 Yes, I saw that. 51 00:03:14,146 --> 00:03:15,255 Look at this. 52 00:03:15,786 --> 00:03:17,889 Look at this. 53 00:03:21,466 --> 00:03:23,562 There is one more. 54 00:03:28,711 --> 00:03:30,841 These are enough... 55 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:33,809 Who is my first date with this morning? 56 00:03:33,835 --> 00:03:35,485 Miss Pipitone with at 10.30am. 57 00:03:35,510 --> 00:03:37,617 Oh, for 18 holes I have full time. 58 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,118 Where's my hat? 59 00:03:39,143 --> 00:03:40,254 You never wear a hat. 60 00:03:40,279 --> 00:03:41,259 Oh, yes, that's right. 61 00:03:41,538 --> 00:03:42,914 Where is the ice? 62 00:03:42,939 --> 00:03:44,129 Refrigerated. 63 00:03:44,310 --> 00:03:45,860 There is very little left. 64 00:03:45,950 --> 00:03:47,485 Now go and have a little I will need to buy more. 65 00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:49,178 Okay, but that iceman? keep away from here. 66 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:50,897 I will order a refrigerator. 67 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:01,735 Well, this was mine. 68 00:04:06,563 --> 00:04:08,607 We can't search for him all day. 69 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:10,959 We've been outside for 20 minutes already. 70 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:12,501 In the office at 10.30 I need to be. 71 00:04:12,525 --> 00:04:13,962 I will throw another ball. 72 00:04:14,156 --> 00:04:15,655 Okay, throw another one. 73 00:04:16,210 --> 00:04:19,526 If you both If it wouldn't be unfair... 74 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:22,450 where is the ball I can say. 75 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:23,830 Where? 76 00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:25,832 Under that leaf. 77 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,101 Thanks. 78 00:04:31,890 --> 00:04:35,581 If it wouldn't be unfair to both of us, We have been looking for the ball for 20 minutes. 79 00:04:38,706 --> 00:04:39,506 Four. 80 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:41,808 Wait a minute, They're still on the lawn. 81 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:43,492 Let them get out of our way. 82 00:04:49,136 --> 00:04:51,775 This game is for your health really great. 83 00:05:20,188 --> 00:05:23,509 At a sprinkler connection A ball at rest, with impunity... 84 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:26,910 won't get any closer to the hole can be positioned accordingly. 85 00:05:35,810 --> 00:05:37,096 Get those teeth out of there too. 86 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,656 They're right in my firing line. 87 00:05:47,175 --> 00:05:47,975 Two. 88 00:05:48,153 --> 00:05:49,191 You can't do this. 89 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:50,730 What do you mean I can't? 90 00:05:50,731 --> 00:05:52,056 Read the card. 91 00:05:54,147 --> 00:05:55,128 You hit two. 92 00:05:55,153 --> 00:05:57,503 Babbling, babbling, babbling. 93 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:01,486 A short and sweet hole, isn't it? 94 00:06:01,510 --> 00:06:02,525 Yes like that. 95 00:06:02,793 --> 00:06:04,398 Nice shot. 96 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:06,404 Nice shot. 97 00:06:06,429 --> 00:06:07,389 Okay, okay. 98 00:06:08,537 --> 00:06:09,603 Four. 99 00:06:10,729 --> 00:06:11,938 Four. 100 00:06:13,496 --> 00:06:16,116 What are they doing? there Are they having a picnic? 101 00:06:21,570 --> 00:06:23,241 Look at these ducks. 102 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,165 Don't stop there. 103 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,475 Stop here. 104 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:48,308 Because of those ducks I can't hit. 105 00:06:56,233 --> 00:06:57,692 Again. 106 00:06:59,106 --> 00:07:01,646 Don't stand behind me while I'm shooting. 107 00:07:03,855 --> 00:07:05,475 Don't you stop there? You said it, sir. 108 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,594 where to stand Never mind what I said. 109 00:07:07,710 --> 00:07:09,829 Where do I stand? If I say so, you will stand there. 110 00:07:11,668 --> 00:07:12,728 This kid is stupid. 111 00:07:12,753 --> 00:07:14,175 Because of what time it is He doesn't know. 112 00:07:14,410 --> 00:07:15,760 Really, what time is it? 113 00:07:15,860 --> 00:07:17,045 I don't know. 114 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:18,672 10.15 115 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,715 Shut up, will you? 116 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:27,264 Stand back and keep your eyes open bulk separation. 117 00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:37,600 Wait, wait. 118 00:07:37,853 --> 00:07:38,913 You can't do this. 119 00:07:39,054 --> 00:07:40,986 What do you mean I can't do this? 120 00:07:44,365 --> 00:07:46,366 I can do anything I want. 121 00:07:51,450 --> 00:07:53,164 Take this golf course and... 122 00:07:57,235 --> 00:07:58,055 Hello, Joe. 123 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:58,880 Hello, Doctor. 124 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,297 How about playing some golf? 125 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,055 I just took my clubs I threw it away. 126 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,174 What, again? 127 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:04,968 A very funny thing happened. 128 00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:07,178 I'm taking my second shot. 129 00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:10,635 Near the lawn, an old man I hit the guy's head with my ball. 130 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:12,784 He was heading right for the flag. 131 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:16,021 The ball is in a water channel rolled back into it. 132 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:18,707 I took the ball, put it on my shoulder I dropped it off. 133 00:08:18,810 --> 00:08:21,000 It bounced into the hole. 134 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,419 I took it down in two hits. 135 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:24,236 Well, uh... What do you mean, uh? 136 00:08:24,260 --> 00:08:25,660 They had the same argument. 137 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,005 I took it down in two hits. 138 00:08:27,030 --> 00:08:28,591 Look at the back of the card. 139 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:31,703 After a nice introduction Then they asked me to do it again. 140 00:08:36,719 --> 00:08:37,729 Where is the soap? 141 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,055 In your hand. 142 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:39,880 Ha? 143 00:08:51,350 --> 00:08:52,605 How about tomorrow, Doctor? 144 00:08:52,856 --> 00:08:53,925 At what time? 145 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,539 No, I can't come. 146 00:08:55,564 --> 00:08:56,415 From where? 147 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:57,400 I'm going duck hunting. 148 00:08:57,425 --> 00:08:58,465 Then I'll go. 149 00:08:58,490 --> 00:09:00,774 Well, son, you should have been there. 150 00:09:01,655 --> 00:09:03,276 I took this stick with a bent end. 151 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,404 Straight to the flag I took a shot. 152 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:08,823 That old guy hit his head. 153 00:09:09,029 --> 00:09:11,649 The ball is in a water channel rolled back into it. 154 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:14,913 What the hell was that? 155 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,348 It falls into the water channel. 156 00:09:17,510 --> 00:09:19,670 Take the ball and put it on my shoulder I bounce it over. 157 00:09:19,770 --> 00:09:21,900 And it goes into the hole. 158 00:09:21,990 --> 00:09:23,426 I'll call you tomorrow, Doctor. 159 00:09:23,450 --> 00:09:24,481 Ok. 160 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:25,940 Well, they deserved it. 161 00:09:26,725 --> 00:09:28,927 On the back of his neck will cook eggs. 162 00:09:30,512 --> 00:09:31,638 Take it in. 163 00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:36,685 Hello how are you? 164 00:09:37,686 --> 00:09:38,895 Would you sit down? 165 00:09:40,185 --> 00:09:41,456 Please sit here. 166 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,487 You won't hurt my leg, right? 167 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:52,158 My doctor says my leg is very bad. He says he is in a situation. 168 00:09:53,451 --> 00:09:55,161 Your doctor is crazy. 169 00:09:56,890 --> 00:09:58,723 I don't believe in doctors anyway. 170 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,920 There, down the street There is a doctor sitting. 171 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:03,712 A man for nine years He treated it as jaundice. 172 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:05,855 Then your man is Japanese He realized that it was. 173 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,950 The other day a little The dog bit me. 174 00:10:07,951 --> 00:10:08,858 Doctor Kulikar. 175 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,343 He bit right here. 176 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:11,530 Did the dog bite you? 177 00:10:11,555 --> 00:10:12,390 Yes. 178 00:10:12,415 --> 00:10:13,865 It was a little greyhound. 179 00:10:13,890 --> 00:10:15,370 One of those little dogs. 180 00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:18,701 He silently approached me from behind and he bit it just like that. 181 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:21,343 I have his back too I was standing facing away. 182 00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:24,607 This little dog is perfect He bit me from here. 183 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:28,278 The dog that bit you is a Be thankful it's not Newfoundland. 184 00:10:29,202 --> 00:10:30,495 Can you sit? 185 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,491 Should I use gas? 186 00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:35,593 Well, gas or lights. 187 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:38,496 Around me in the dark Your wandering around makes me nervous. 188 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:56,681 It won't hurt now. 189 00:10:56,706 --> 00:10:58,057 I just want to look inside. 190 00:11:23,124 --> 00:11:24,100 It won't hurt. 191 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,794 Come on, come on. 192 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:35,602 Come on, come on. 193 00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:38,072 This time it's so cruel I will try not to be. 194 00:11:38,140 --> 00:11:39,282 Come on, come on. 195 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:44,187 Oh, doctor, do that again I can't let you do it. 196 00:11:56,002 --> 00:11:57,135 Tell him I'm not here. 197 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,427 But doctor, it's three o'clock He has an appointment for. 198 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,205 appointment for four o'clock I don't care even if it is. 199 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:07,220 When I was in Darjeeling, ah, There were tigers there. 200 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:12,197 Tell him I'm not here. 201 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,765 Hello how are you? 202 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,058 We were waiting for you. 203 00:12:28,787 --> 00:12:32,420 Go out and ask one of these people outside When I tell you to say I am... 204 00:12:32,444 --> 00:12:34,654 go out and outside Tell me I am. 205 00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:37,323 These vultures raid me Don't let him do it. 206 00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:39,717 see them I hide when I don't want to. 207 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:11,900 You're just talking Did you come to say? 208 00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:17,585 your face one I seem to be pulling it out of the ground? 209 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,008 Take me to horse races you may have seen. 210 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,384 Jockey? 211 00:13:22,047 --> 00:13:23,136 What does that have to do with anything? 212 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,376 Your mouth... 213 00:13:25,788 --> 00:13:27,165 can you open it? 214 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:29,955 Come on. 215 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:32,125 a bigger one than that You have a mouth. 216 00:13:36,007 --> 00:13:37,800 Oh, wonderful. 217 00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:44,233 Give me that circle number 404 Can you pass me the saw tip? 218 00:13:48,396 --> 00:13:51,731 It's falling, it's falling, falling, falling. 219 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,777 Was this size 404 taper? 220 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,050 Here are all the pennies. 221 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,619 Here we are. 222 00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:08,965 Here we are. 223 00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:21,636 That didn't hurt, right? 224 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:25,848 I knew it wouldn't hurt you. 225 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,310 Can you give me that filling, please? 226 00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:40,330 Put this here. 227 00:14:40,863 --> 00:14:43,130 I'll ask for a minute, please. 228 00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:48,769 Arthur came to see me You didn't let him come... 229 00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:51,249 so i do it I will go to see. 230 00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:57,046 With your permission, folks. 231 00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:05,680 Stay inside. 232 00:15:06,976 --> 00:15:08,349 What do you say to this? 233 00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:22,321 Do you want to wait? 234 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,802 You're right. 235 00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:29,287 Open your mouth. 236 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,166 Are all lines busy? 237 00:16:14,327 --> 00:16:15,835 It turned out easy, right? 238 00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:16,660 Yes, it happened. 239 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,753 It was a surprise for me. 240 00:16:20,977 --> 00:16:22,590 Open your mouth. 241 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,429 Excuse me. 242 00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,295 Open that door. 243 00:16:35,338 --> 00:16:37,031 I can't open it. me You locked it in. 244 00:16:37,056 --> 00:16:38,126 Where is the key? 245 00:16:38,162 --> 00:16:39,290 In your pocket. 246 00:16:51,054 --> 00:16:52,787 There are people down there. 247 00:17:00,893 --> 00:17:01,852 Is there anyone sick? 248 00:17:01,877 --> 00:17:02,825 Miss Minky. 249 00:17:04,563 --> 00:17:05,800 Oh, yes. 250 00:17:20,437 --> 00:17:22,483 This tooth before did you have it taken? 251 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,609 No. 252 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,695 This won't hurt. 253 00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:27,113 Not much. 254 00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:43,437 Move your foot off. 255 00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,381 Pull it. 256 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,916 Pull it. 257 00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,542 I'll gas him up. 258 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,749 places me You won't be able to make it crawl. 259 00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:26,714 Relax. 260 00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:28,591 Would you like something to drink? 261 00:18:30,905 --> 00:18:31,811 What is it? 262 00:18:31,836 --> 00:18:32,720 This. 263 00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:34,764 No, thank you. 264 00:18:38,203 --> 00:18:39,185 Stop. 265 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:41,604 Stop. 266 00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:47,735 Well, it won't take long. 267 00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,446 Is that female wrestler gone? 268 00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:52,156 Yes, he left. 269 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:06,410 Is he standing in the pit? 270 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,881 No, he's just a little guy. 271 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,093 Send it in. 272 00:19:13,678 --> 00:19:15,012 This way please. 273 00:19:20,184 --> 00:19:21,477 Hello how are you? 274 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,688 How are things in Moscow? 275 00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:26,477 You took two shots at the kids, huh? 276 00:19:26,502 --> 00:19:27,775 Would you sit down? 277 00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:51,090 I can't find that mouth. 278 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,342 Can you pass me that stethoscope? 279 00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:56,804 Can you say 'Oh' please? 280 00:19:58,012 --> 00:20:00,125 Again. 281 00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,667 I almost caught it. 282 00:20:01,692 --> 00:20:02,557 Again. 283 00:20:06,842 --> 00:20:07,802 Here it is. 284 00:20:09,358 --> 00:20:11,652 It's a very beautiful thing. 285 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,947 Let me take a look now? 286 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,742 Can you pass me that drill? 287 00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:19,952 Thank you. 288 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,295 Now open your mouth. 289 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,195 This can't hurt. 290 00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,107 Ok. 291 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,947 See, it doesn't hurt. 292 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,088 Doctor, your daughter He goes out with the iceman. 293 00:20:56,175 --> 00:20:57,746 Don't be ridiculous, I locked him in the room. 294 00:20:57,770 --> 00:20:59,300 But they use the stairs. 295 00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:03,830 Where do you think you're going? 296 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,680 That's it. 297 00:21:05,025 --> 00:21:07,055 So my father's head You are the guy who shot. 298 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,268 Yes, do you have any objections? 299 00:21:10,226 --> 00:21:11,875 You did this again I would like to see. 300 00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,975 Does it need to be done again? 301 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,216 No, it's not. 302 00:21:16,507 --> 00:21:20,979 Dad, it really is a refrigerator You won't buy it, will you? 303 00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:26,060 It'll be done quickly for £50.